All my memories start and end with you. Did you know that? You’d probably say you don’t remember all this crap, but I’d call bullshit. This is the relationship we have. I’m a “goddamned pain in the ass” and you’re mine.
I’m not a “Daddy’s girl”. You know that, right? Only because it makes me think of pretty dresses and princesses, which is decidedly not me, but I am your girl. I always have been, always will be.
All my memories start and end with you.
I am 3- and I leave my trike out in the driveway. I promise not to do it again.
I am 4- I do it again.
I am 5-I’m certain that there isn’t anything better than sitting in the middle seat and shifting your truck. I was right.
I am 6- I know what divorce is. Don’t try to explain it to me. I know.
I am 7- You let me eat so much candy I swear I don’t ever want to eat another peanut butter cup or SweeTart again. You know better. I will never stop eating candy. Ever.
I am 13- I get caught stealing toothbrushes with a friend. You ask me what the hell I was thinking. I wasn’t.
I am 16- I piss you off. You disappoint me. I tell you I don’t want to talk to you anymore…until I do.
I am 25- You walk me down the aisle. You stand on my veil and my head snaps back as I try to move forward. You’re embarrassed. I know you just weren’t ready to let me go. Plus, it gave my sisters something to talk about (until the end of time).
I am 30- You are laughing. Your granddaughter is testing every limit. You love this.
I am 35-I name my son after you. You love this, too.
I am 40- I’m wishing I became something more useful like a doctor. I will be forever grateful that some fellow student spent more nights studying than me, so they could one day repair your heart.
Years ago you started calling us every Saturday. I love these calls, have I ever told you that? You try to call early enough to wake me up. This never happens. (I’m always up first).You ask me about work, the kids, and try to make me lighten up. I push you about your health and you call me a “goddamned pain in the ass”. It’s the new “I love you”, it just hasn’t caught on with everyone yet.
Here’s the thing. I don’t know what it’s like to not have someone in my life that all my memories start and end with. I’d appreciate it very much if I don’t have to learn how to live like that for a very long time. Stick around to annoy me, your grandkids, your wife. We’ve got your number, we can handle you. So, with that, “Keep your boots on, you goddamned pain in the ass.”